There were three dumb friends: Ola, Bola, and Kola. They launched into their cars, ready for the hunt. Ola told Bola, “Where is the rifle that I kept on the table?” Kola said, “Yes, I saw it on the table.”
“Oh! I must have left it on the table,” Ola said.
Kola offered to go check. He went there and saw the rifle. He ran back into the bus, quiet as a mouse. Bola asked, “Where is the rifle?” Kola confirmed, “It’s on the table!”
“Oh my God!” Ola shouted. “Can’t you get it, as you got it when you checked?”
Ola went to the room to get the rifle. “Thank God he took the bullet too,” Ola said.
On their way to the forest, they didn’t check the traffic light signals. They were stopped by the police after nearly causing a traffic jam. The police told them they didn’t follow the red light 🚦 and they might end up paying fines.
Ola said, “No problem…”
Before the policeman could finish his sentence, Ola shifted to reverse gear. He drove straight to the traffic light, waited for it to turn green, and then passed the policeman, ignoring further instructions.
They soon reached the forest. Animals were startled by their reckless driving. It wasn’t funny at all.
They pressed the brake pedal, bringing the vehicle to a complete halt. Ola told Bola to load the gun, which he did after some nagging and complaining.
Ola, Bola, and Kola got out of the vehicle. They headed straight into the dip of the forest, where the likelihood of encountering bears was high!
Suddenly, a big bear 🐻 appeared, as if waiting for them, and yelled. They all froze in fear. Bola ran first. Kola shouted, “Shoot!” before running to the vehicle. Ola threw the rifle and ran back.
Kola, Ola, and Bola found themselves back in the vehicle.
“Where is the bear?” Kola asked.
Ola said, “It’s in the bush.”
Bola said, “No problem.” He ran into the bush to confirm, then came back.
“Where’s the rifle?” Ola said, “It’s in the bush.”
They were all thrilled.
“In the bush! You could have killed the animal with the rifle!” Kola shouted.
They all ran to the bush without the rifle. When they arrived, they saw the bear pointing a rifle at them! The bear had the rifle! They raised their hands 👐 in surrender.
Surprisingly, the bear shot a round into the air. The loud noise made it run away. Bola fainted, pretending that the bullet had hit him.
Ola rushed for the gun 🔫 while Kola tried to wake Bola up. Bola didn’t wake up, so Kola, in desperation, urinated into his mouth. Yes, you guessed it. Bola woke up as if he had been resuscitated.
The bears were now in their hideout. The three continued their mission. Bola took the lead with the rifle. He said, “I’m not scared.” They formed a soldier-like formation. This guys were ready.
After a long, exhausting journey, Bola mistakenly triggered the rifle when he noticed a bear. They were all thrilled! Some other bears fled as they tried to carry this huge bear, but no one could.
Ola decided to go back to the vehicle to get a rope. Bola asked, “For what?”
Ola said, “For the bear, of course.”
They tied up the bear as if the problem had been solved. They went back into the vehicle, expecting to see the bear. But… no bear.
Ola took another rope to connect the vehicle to the bear. He started to move the vehicle. What started as a smooth move soon became uneasy. The bear had hooked onto a tree, causing massive tree removal along its path.
Eventually, they reached their house, causing a huge traffic jam 🚥 along the way.
They pulled the bear with all their strength 💪 and roasted it for a feast. Soon, they got caught by the policeman and were questioned about their foolishness. They had vandalized billions of dollars' worth of property.
Could they pay for this? They acted as if they were mad and didn’t know anything about it. There was no evidence, and soon they were sent to a psychiatric home. From there, they were released for another round of foolishness.
I hope you enjoyed the story.
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