For all you that need a laugh this morning: ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS:

The Pillsbury DoughBoy

For many years, these four guys have been going on the same camping trip to Pine Grove. It had become a tradition that they couldn’t miss. Three days before they were going to leave, Eric’s wife puts her

I am a 49 year old male living in Florida. I like people and animals. I love sports and learning about new cultures. Above all, I am someone who loves to laugh. I am a homebody, I have mobility issues

Maybe The Conservatives Were Right

Blonde Uses Her Mind Two blonde sisters were lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours. Suddenly, one blonde jumps out of bed and says, “I’ve

A milkman gets an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out wearing just a bath towel, and she confirms that

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he

How times have changed... Are we now better or worse? The year was 1917 (This will boggle your mind) The year is 1917 "One hundred years ago." What a difference a century makes! Here are some

This is my Beagle. She is almost 13 and suffers from calcification deposits in her back (disks). She is sweet and loveable.

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop