Happy Monday Steemians!
Today is Monday, and you know what that means: Musical Monday!! Woo Hoo! Today's song is a parody on the song "I'm Bad at Love" by Halsey. It is a song about circle-jerk whales and new-to-Steemit overpaid YouTube stars!! Enjoy! Lyrics below:
For a while I thought my life was dim
Got no money, and no job, life was caving in
Had to figure myself out from within
My friend told me to steemit and I trusted him
Went to the site, signed up had to wait
introduce yourself post was kind of late
Aussieninja my first friend, an awesome mate
Didnt know that buzzsteem would be my fate
I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe
I believe in Steem
But jealousy, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It can turn you green
Look, I dont mean to drop bombs
But no one else will make qualms
No no one else will make qualms
I hate the circle jerk whales
And you can’t blame me for cryin
Out about the fact they’re lying
Financially jacking each other
They say that they are trying
But upvotes they keep supplying
I hate the circle jerk whales.
Bernie Sanders downvotes every post
That he says is shit, or that he hates the most
But he never looks in on what he posts
Think he needs a little reality dose
Grumpycat thinks that hes being cute
Flagging posts and giving users the boot
But dont we have way better things to do?
Then police 5 dollar votes its true
I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe
That I'm in too deep
And jealousy, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Really gets to me
Look, I know you wont like this
But ill go ahead and take the piss
Yeah this next part you dont wanna miss
I'm mad at youtube users
And you cant blame me for feeling
Like these youtube peeps are stealing
From the reward pool
Making thousands on their first post
And we wonder why people leave though
I’m mad at youtube users
Oh, you know, you know, you know (ooh-ooh)
I hate the circle jerk whales (ooh ohh)
I hate the circle jerk whales
Ill say im quite afraid
People will walk away
This shit makes spirits fade
Wit little profit made
Feel like you’re being played
And though you want to stay
Can’t help but feel this way
Sweetsssj can suck it
Though you can’t blame her for stealing
That kind of money is appealing
As long as there are loopholes (ooh-ooh)
People will find them and abuse them
And most certainly will use them
Haejin im looking at you..
Just go, just go, just go just go
Rancho relaxo too(ooh-ooh)
They’re all douche canoes...
