Ok, so if you haven't been to a horse track lately, here are some instructions. First, you get money out of the ATM (or bring cash). NEXT, you put your cash into one of these:
and purchase a 'voucher'. Then you take your voucher to the betting window/machine...
...however...
It's not an ATM dudes. Don't put all 10 of your twenties in at once, mmmkaaay? Because then you might break the whole fucking machine.
Like I did.
Yeah.
sigh.
I allowed my very attractive, very intelligent, very very husband to make the bets, whilst I waited for my machine to get fixed and give me my voucher for $200.
Also, my kids are rad. Bob has great aim (like me) and won all the poop. Yay Bob!!
This is an inside joke. Well. That lots of people know about but whatever. Can you see how MANY bets we made?? hahahahaaa!!
Is where we sat to watch!! It was eversoexciting!!! I whooped and hollered, y'all!!
We didn't win much. :( One exacta out of the billion bets we made. :sad_face:
But you know what? We ALL had fun, not only me and my immediate's, but my SPL family... and that's just fucking priceless.
Also, I bought a floppy hat.
xo! b.
