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Trecko 2020-09-19
I have a map of the United States. It's actual size. I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". -- Steven Wright Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and
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Trecko 2020-09-18
Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgement. Voter's Block: The attempt, however futile, to register dissent with the current political system by simply not voting. -- Douglas Coupland,
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Trecko 2020-09-17
The first is to ensure your partner understands that nature has root privileges - nature doesn't have to make sense. -- Telsa Gwynne netgod: what do you have in your kernel??? The compiled source for driving
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Trecko 2020-09-16
You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are. Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away, Looking at me, I got nothin' to say. Don't make me angry with the things games that you play,
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Trecko 2020-09-15
Does biff in bo work coz it biffin doesn't beep an if biff in bo is broke then biff in bo I will delete I've tried biff in bo with 'y' I've tried biff in bo with '-y' no biffin output does it show so poor
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Trecko 2020-09-14
Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" Give your child mental blocks for Christmas. The reader this message encounters not failing to
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Trecko 2020-09-13
Bridge ahead. Pay troll. ... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!! Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun, With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to
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Trecko 2020-09-12
Pull-the-Plug, Slice the Pie: A fantasy in which an offspring mentally tallies up the net worth of his parents. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture" Leona, I
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Trecko 2020-09-11
American culture is based on the automobile, and any young man of promise is going to own one and want to travel great distances in it. Consequently, any young woman of aspiration should expect to spend
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Trecko 2020-09-10
"Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin' varmint!" -- Yosemite Sam It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either. -- Kevin White, Mayor of Boston The trouble with a kitten is that When it grows
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Trecko 2020-09-09
We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control. -- Pink Floyd If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive! -- Samuel Goldwyn Official Project Stages: (1) Uncritical Acceptance
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Trecko 2020-09-08
Contemptuous lights flashed across the computer's console. -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy A good USENET motto would be: a. "Together, a strong community." b. "Computers R Us."
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Trecko 2020-09-07
Portable, adj.: Survives system reboot. I'm pretending that we're all watching PHIL SILVERS instead of RICARDO MONTALBAN! Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings with me. Ted:
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Trecko 2020-09-06
"Plan to throw one away. You will anyway." -- Fred Brooks, "The Mythical Man Month" If an average person on the subway turns to you, like an ancient mariner, and starts telling you
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Trecko 2020-09-05
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. -- Marcus Porcius Cato I am convinced that the truest act of courage is to sacrifice ourselves for others in a totally
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Trecko 2020-09-04
"But officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast to the nearest gas station." Some people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but at least you only have to climb
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Trecko 2020-09-03
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Will Rogers Tim and I a hunting went We found three damsels in a tent, As they were three, and
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Trecko 2020-09-02
In like a dimwit, out like a light. -- Pogo Satellite Safety Tip #14: If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck. Show me a good loser in professional sports and I'll show you an idiot.
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Trecko 2020-09-01
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. -- Josh Billings ... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to
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Trecko 2020-08-31
Last guys don't finish nice. -- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of victory at all costs The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up at the steam fitters' picnic. You're not an alcoholic
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