Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
-- Josh Billings
... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that
consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune
of "Camptown Races". Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to
listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with
green, baggy skin.