Contemptuous lights flashed across the computer's console.
-- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
A good USENET motto would be:
a. "Together, a strong community."
b. "Computers R Us."
c. "I'm sick of programming, I think I'll just screw around for a while on
company time."
-- A Sane Man
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably
something his wife can beat him at.