A Hamburger Joint that meets classy white napkin restaurant culture? Well, it is definitely intriguing to say the least... but it has had good recommendations, so perhaps it was worth a try!
"Ich Bin Ein Hamburger" is a strange name for a restaurant, but it is likely a play on the words "Ich Bin ein Berliner" by John F Kennedy when he visited West Berlin in 1963... well intended, but the meaning of which was slightly different to what was intended!
However, in this case... it is a sort of an appropriate name for this restaurant... it features Hamburgers! Surprise!
From the outside, the restaurant is quite unassuming. In fact, the restaurants around it look more appealing than this one! However, if you just take a second glance, it is clear that there something possibly something quite special inside...
White tablecloths... that is the stereotypical hallmark of a "fine" dining experience... and that is what you are going to get here! The cross between the fine dining and the stereotypical "fast" food staple is a little strange at first.... when you sit down, you aren't really sure what to expect!
There is good spacing between the tables... which is something that I really enjoy. I know restaurants have to make money... but cramming tables too close together makes for a bad experience.
In the brighter months (we went in spring), the glass roof gives a great light and natural feeling to the space, I'm no interior designer... but the furnishings and the wall art were pretty tasteful... it would be the sort of thing that I would like in my own home! Lots of jazz and out movie posters as well!
There are also "show" tables as well... I'm not sure if people eat at these ones (I guess they do... we went on one of the quiet nights...). Personally, it looks a touch cramped... and I'm not sure that I would like being on display for the foot traffic outside!
There is a nice little selection of appetisers (not too many, which is always a nice thing... ), however, we decided to save ourselves for the main event and dessert... I have a small stomach!
Also listed below the appetisers is a couple of plates for main meals... you came to a burger place... skip these!
Alright! The main event, a selection of very gourmet sounding hamburgers with a variety of meats (and non-meats)... sersiously, everything here looks pretty damn good... but if you've been following my blog for any length of time... you already know which one I have my eye one!
... and the desserts... already, I have made a choice... I hope I still have space for it!
A great selection of wines, beers and drinks round out the menu. I really like that all the wines can be had per glass... my wife and I would struggle to finish a bottle together... and so that means that may wines are usually off the list of choices (as they normally would be sold by the bottle only).
... okay, the joke is getting a little bit thin...
What I do like about the "fine" dining restaurants... is that they give you a little nibble whilst you are making your drink and meal selections. Sometimes these can be simple... in this case simple, but the sausages were really quite good! Gets the mouth juices flowing...
Duck burger! Of course... if there is duck, I'm going to be leaning pretty heavily in that direction. Anyway, I was expecting duck pieces in the burger... but no, the duck was pulled and fashioned into a real burger... and the fig sauce... and... WOW, I want all my burgers to be like this!
Interestingly enough, my wife is trying to cut back out meat consuption in our household... and she chose the burger with three different types of pork! A burger, with pulled pork and bacon! I was pretty awesome as well... but perhaps a touch heavier than the duck burger. Like... really heavy... but good... but heavy...
Chips... the often neglected sidekick to the burger. If you ignore this part, then you aren't going to have a great burger experience... these chips were top!
... I think the other thing is a salad... actually, it was also pretty good! (and also a often neglected side dish...).
A chocolate mudcake... this was my wife's choice. It was rich and oh so great.. but after a heavy meat packed burger, she was struggling to finish it. We did eventually manage between the two of us... very slowly!
I opted instead for the citrus based creme brulee... I think in the end this was the better choice. After a meat heavy meal... you do want something a touch more refreshing than a solid block of chocolately goodness! This was an interesting take on a traditional dish... but it works!
Hamburgers and White Tablecloths... does it work? Yes, yes it does... the staff here were incredibly nice... and the atmostphere of the place was great. We did go on a relatively quiet evening and so it was nice and quiet and there wasn't much of a wait time for the food.
The food... it was really quite good! You wouldn't expect burgers to really live up to high expectations... but when they do, well... no more MacDonalds!
We had a great evening here... we would definitely return on a different time or to show friends. Interestingly enough, they also do take away! I'm not sure about that... I could end up getting quite fat...
Monday Closed
Tuesday 5–10pm
Wednesday 5–10pm
Thursday 5–10pm
Friday 5–10pm
Saturday 5–10pm
Sunday 5–10pm
Address: Prins Hendrikstraat 53, 2518 HJ Den Haag, NETHERLANDS
Phone: +31 (0)70 392 7252
Email: [email protected]
Website: https://www.ichbineinhamburger.com/
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Ich Bin Ein Hamburger
Prins Hendrikstraat 53, 2518 HJ Den Haag, Netherlands
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