Sunday! So it's time for me to sit down for Ali's notebook and write my stories. So I've already climbed onto the chair.
It's not about what you think about today. I'm from progressive cats who do not need a family. Here people are blamed for this, but for us, cats are only better. The hosts do not need to think where to find me a gentleman and where to hand out my kids. My lucky - I'm by nature "not that".
My main instinct is to devour. Excuse me, I'm a lady, I like to taste meat dishes. Much stronger than all the love affairs there.
We, cats, have a meow, when we are looking for a couple. So, I still do not understand how to do it. Not that mau, not that maaaaaur or maaaauuuuuuuu. But here it is useless to talk, it is necessary to listen. In short, I can not. Every time I try new ways. Only the owners frighten. You would have seen their faces when I did so for the first time.
Once I even did it from the balcony, but no one reacted. From cats no one, and people thought it was time to call an organization for the protection of animals. That's all you need to know about how I get married songs.
In short all this is not interesting, and I decided to tie it up. And what? I live and so it's not bad. Without a cat you can live, but without food in any way. So I chose my main instinct - to eat. So the cat's March problems are not known to my masters.
Children, of course you should have, although I have a jumper. Why should I have kids then? What do you want? I am a domestic cat, all the joys of life are not accessible to me. So you have to replace some of your needs with a surrogate. But I'll tell you about the jump next time.
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And now you want what you want, and I'm going to sleep. It's not easy to write stories. We must rest.
To all family happiness!
