If you're ever worried about life and think the World is on your shoulder, be rest assured that it is only in your head. There are over 7 billion people on Earth, and your shit really doesn't matter in the general scheme of things. In fact, nothing really matters in the general scheme of things because we're all on Earth to eat, and fuck, everything else is secondary.
I know this is hard for you to accept right now because you're going through life, and probably trying to make an "impact" or some shit but I'm sorry dear, you're irrelevant. None of us matter. We're just meat habited by consciousness, and the only difference is that some of us have souls and others don't.
The key to happiness is realizing that you're not important, not the least bit and the world will go on fine without you. In fact, I believe that coming to this realisation will rid the world of assholes and dicks(not to be confused with 
We talk about World peace, end of poverty, hunger and curing cancer; these are all distinct possibilities if we cut down on the number of dicks being churned out, and news flash, it ALL starts with you. There should be a MeToo movement about this shit but nobody's taking it seriously.
The world is virtually run by narcissistic dicks and child molesters, and I don't know about you but I'm sick of them. I'm sick and tired of some obvious dick head that's cut off from reality yapping about some inconsequential shit.
We need to start making life changes, cuts, take online lectures if you have to and just do anything possible to cut down the supply of dicks. Dickry is the only thing that doesn't obey the basic laws of trade because, in the last decade, it has felt like being a dick is the in0thing and despite the numbers increasing rapidly, their value has largely remained the same and spiked, particularly during Donald Trump's presidential campaign.
Now I'm no saint, and I probably contribute a measly quota to the sickness of the society, but I intend to make an effort by reaching out to the next generation and cut down the numbers from the source. There are predominantly two types of dicks; Genetic Dicks and Social dicks.
Genetic dicks are those that were born with ingrained dickishness. To people in this class, being a dick is second nature and sometimes they don't even realise it. The cure to this dickness is kindness and constant reminder from anyone who might love dicks.
Social dicks, on the other hand, are people who were born without Dickishness but somehow adopted it due to societal influence. This is very common when non-dick people associate regularly with dicks and then adopt dickish ways. There's no known cure for this type of dickishness but it can be managed to minimize environmental detriment through love and kindness.
If the ultimate goal is to make the world a better place then we also need to rid the world of all sorts of Dickiness, and this can only be achieved through love and kindness. We need to teach the next generation that the World doesn't revolve around them and also apply kindness by reminding the younger genetic dicks, especially those with the potential of growing into colossal dicks like Buhari that the World doesn't revolve around them. We need fewer dicks and more people to make the World a better place.
