I'd be a highly trained black op zombie, those that come from the roof, silently, and eat your brain without you even waking up. You'd just get up in the morning with a wonderful feeling of relief, suddenly everything seems lighter, as if you reached a state of profoundest meditation.

But chances I high that I survive the apocalypse, as I live in the perfect city to survive it. I already wrote about that a while ago: @beelzael/cotacachi-a-beautiful-place-perfect-for-a-life-amidst-a-zombie-apocalypse-enesp