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Everyday in our lives we have different stories to tell some at a point makes you angry but later when you think about the situation you will just start laughing.
Let's go to my story proper.
One faithful morning I left home to work, I had my bath and used the toilet as usual and I thought I was satisfied.
I left to the bustop but something happened, before I got to the bustop I started feeling as if I want to use the toilet and unfortunately there was no place I can stop by for that.
I called my mother and she told me to start romancing my navel that the feeling will stop, hmmmmmm in my head I was like when did toilet (shit) start having feeling of romance but I said let me try.
The next minute I almost messed up myself (shit for pant), immediately I zoomed off coming back to the house, on my way coming I meet my landlord he stopped me and was asking about someone, I didn't know how to tell him am pressed immediately I was sweating 馃サ sooo much, he now asked me you wan shit I said yes hot he laughed hahahahah hahahahah I left him there and continue running.
Immediately I got home my husband has locked the door, he went for workout , ohhhhhh God what will I do, I quickly ran into my neighbors flat and I said please neighbor can I use your toilet, she said my children are in the toilet honestly I have done it in my undies, chia what a life.
Immediately the children came out I rushed in and clean up myself, when am done I have to wash the toilet for them funny enough the toilet was very dirty before I used it but because of the situation I found myself I turned to toilet cleaner immediately, 馃樃馃樃馃樃 hahahahah.
I was now asking myself so poopoo can make you run without looking back and also make me wash my neighbors dirty toilet, what a life.
I now remembered the day my husband rushed home and almost pooped on himself and I was busy laughing at him 馃ぃ馃槄 Kikiki so it's my turn and he laughed hail out of me.
The question now is what is the connection between shit or poo and sweat because I don't understand why I was sweating profusely.
In my mind I was praying seriously not to toilet on the road as am running because people will make Soo much fun of me, imagine well dressed up lady pooing on herself.
Ahhhhh everyday I get to that junction I will remember the experience and my mothers advice that nearly caused me trouble.
Tell me have you ever been in a situation where you almost messed up yourself?
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