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Asphalt eaters - #CCC

Asphalt eaters - #CCC

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Imagine the situation, there is a meeting of the Parliamentary Committee and the Minister of Transport and Communications ask a question

Why has the road condition deteriorated in recent years?

He answers them

You see, the fact is that dogs eat asphalt, dots.

He is sent for examination to a psychiatric hospital, the curtain closes.

This dog is a confirmation of his words. This French bulldog did not want to part with a piece of asphalt. This is his favorite toy, a kind of gingerbread.
I don’t know, maybe he’s being kept on an uninhabited island and he has Tom Hanks syndrome, who was talking to a soccer ball.

But, the bulldog is in a better position. Tom Hanks would not be able to find the second goal on the island, and there is still a lot of asphalt, which can be bitten off the road.

My wife and I walked along the avenue for about an hour. All this time we have seen this bulldog. He did not part with his gingerbread companion for a single second.

There is a comic saying, I don’t need someone else’s things, and I’m not giving my things to anyone. This dog is the epitome of this saying.

A very profitable dog, I can tell you, dog food is expensive, and taxpayers pay for asphalt. Two pleasures in one bottle. And the dog is full and does not need to spend money.

Even more, than such a dog is profitable, it does not create noise, once it gave it a stone in the teeth and this is forever.

But seriously, this bulldog seemed very friendly and cute to me. He liked to take pictures. He snored like a pig every time he stopped. But he was afraid that I could take his toy and quickly retreated.