I was born to be late to everything. According to my mom, I was late to my own birthday (due on the 5th, popped out two minutes past midnight on the 6th). Hell, I was late to my own Steemit anniversary,

Hello steemians! In a bid to get the old brain running and have individuals spur up their creativity, I created the short horror story contest a while back. It is currently in its 4th episode as of today,

I’d always found idioms weird. Moreso when I found a game where I was supposed to match up idioms with their conflicting counterparts as a kid. You see, I always figured idioms were written by all-knowing

Quick question: Where are you right now? I’m guessing you’re at home. If you’re not at home, then by all means, go home. Leave work, school, whatever, and just go home. I’m trying to prove a point. Yeah

I have no idea how to write a movie review. But all the time when I was watching Batman Ninja, I knew that I would kick myself silly if I didn’t write something about it. So without further ado, here’s

We have a bathroom at home. It's an ugly little thing, always had roaches in it. We normally never use it (it's the guest bathroom, in a home full of largely antisocial people), but when you take “rushing

STEEMIT HAIKU CONTEST Make Haikus Great Again! In Japanese Style...Created by Moonlee & Dedicated To All Haiku Fans... Rules 1... Upvote this post and resteem it... (The more the merrier... to win

My Heart shivers,  At the brink of Twilight. Cast your Shadow over Me, Take Me where the Light can't creep.

A Poetry Contest enter below your link in the comments to let me know. The rules the rules Need we much? Just a few, they are as such: 1 -use #killerpoetry in the tags of your post 2- upvote and resteem

"The only beard better than a full grey beard is a half beard." My mother was taking a sip from her drink when she coughed again. I wasn’t sure if it was because of what I said, or what we were

“It’s just a dumb name, don’t let it bother you”. I was standing in a Chinese shop, half unsure of whether I should get Chinese or just pretend to have plans to cook then get pizza later. Some drunk asshole

All Ye Randy Nigerians, hearken to me.  @mimy is holding a contest. There's prizes to be won, courtesy of @ehiboss and many other Steemians, laughs to be had, and shame to be shamed.  If you

Hello Steemians! NDJT is here again. It is here to crack your ribs! NDJT is a contest where you are dared to say the truth by answering crazily cool questions. The sole aim of the NDJTcontest is for fun,

“Here, this’ll help”. She handed me a mug, filled to the brim with what I assume was coffee. Her breath stank of tobacco and alcohol (or was that just her?), and she seemed like she had her shit together

“All of this just makes me sick” I feigned being jolted from near slumber, but it was rather poor acting. Everyone in the room knew my insomnia will keep me up till I’m waking them to turn off their alarms.

Hello Steemains here is the 21st week @steem-lagos weekly giveaway winner announcement. This week, we want to put a twist to it and spread the love once more therefore the week bounty was increased to

A Poetry Contest enter below put your link in the comments to let me know. The rules the rules Need we much? Just a few, they are as such: 1 -use #killerpoetry in the tags of your post 2- upvote and resteem

I need more male friends. I sat at a round table discussion with my not male friends, being an unwilling party in the latest “men are scum” dance. I did my best to zone out and yet look supportive, while

Photo Credit:Pexels “It happened last night. It happened last night. It happened last night. It...” The words writhed and slithered and dragged their fetid claws on the walls of my head. They pushed, they

I'd write you a lullaby, If my voice is too coarse, Bringing these strings and drums, Roaring to life with my pen. I'd grace your silk sheets, With the ink of my words. I'd let my heartbeat, Lull you to