Wife Definition Funny

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A New Metal is added to Chemistry:

Name: WIFE
Symbol: BV
Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties :

  • Boils at any time
  • Can freeze at any time
  • Melts if treated with love
  • Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :

  • Very Reactive
  • Highly Unstable
  • Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
  • Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

Highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties in the presence of parents.

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