Jesus was not only the son of God, but also a lecher and prolific womanizer who engaged in all kinds of debauchery when women would come to meet him alone in the Church and tell him about their problems.
Much like ra-ra-Rasputin, his disguise as a holy man was only an excuse to meet up with women alone without the men of Nazareth getting suspicious. The ladies would come to visit in groups. Women were undressed in front of the other village ladies and in total disregard of modesty, Jesus would get into every nook and crevice and violate the women from head to toe.
Is this what really happened? Some say no, others yes. We know the fool doesnt give a toss: what we gather from this fable is that he like to fuck (Jesus, Jesus, always trying to fuck), he also like to be fucked (he grew his hair long for the pulling).
Though thou be Christian, I am sure you will not mind this parable of Jesus being a horny bugger. So believe or not, we obviously won't come to a conclusion on whether the claims of the Bible are true or false. All we have is a bunch of opinions and armchair analysis. This, and it is the only evidence for the existence of Jesus.
Your belief is up to you. But everyone must know that Christianity is a religion of reason, not of fear inspired by ignorance. And Jesus was a motherfucker. Do you really think Mary gave virgin birth? It just never happened, fucking Catholics.
