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Bad Jokes Daily
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2018-10-11 15:32
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badjokesdaily
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2018-11-03 13:54
badjokesdaily #8
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.
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badjokesdaily
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2018-11-02 16:11
badjokesdaily #7
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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badjokesdaily
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2018-10-30 23:00
badjokesdaily #6
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said... You know, just one would have been enough.
badjokesdaily
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2018-10-29 23:38
badjokesdaily #5
"[John 9:12] And God said to John 'Come forth and receive eternal glory...'" But John came fifth and won a toaster.
badjokesdaily
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2018-10-28 21:44
badjokesdaily #4
I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday.. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
badjokesdaily
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2018-10-25 16:00
badjokesdaily #3
My mum used to say that the best way to a man's heart was through his stomach... She was a good woman... Terrible surgeon though.
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2018-10-24 16:46
badjokesdaily #2
My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry... I'll return.
badjokesdaily
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2018-10-18 13:56
badjokesdaily #1
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...
