Introducing Baba and the Hawk!

Baba

So Hawk, we are going to do this together! Are you excited?

Hawk

I’m so excited I could pee! seriously though - I really am, Babba- hoe was ur day, by the way?!?
How ... oops, not hoe ((thugs her))
Oh jeez ... ((hugs)) not thugs !!!
we should make shirts that day that 😂😂😂

Baba

Calling me a how right away! ((laughs)) This will be a great intro for them all to read! I agree, let's make those shirts!
Having fat fingers again it seems? Ate pizza? My day was long and full of joy! Yours?

Hawk

I lost my suppliers at work today because Houston Tx is a big CoVid hotspot ... I use 10,000 pounds of powder coat a week and will run out by Sat. I am stressed as a dog going to get neutered

Baba

Oh lord, protect them balls Hawk! You will look funny without them! 😮

Hawk

but I may ride a bicycle better, hahaha.

Baba

True! Can you ride one at all?

Hawk

I’m actually gonna take Saturday off, it will be 22 days straight - that’s insane
yes, but my balls - u know, they are saggy now that I’m old so it’s not comfy
who knew it would be an issue
I’ll really be sad when they dangle into the toilet water
What a mess being old

Baba

I thought they already did dangle in the water? Old age, don't get me started! I fear my boobsies kissing my knees soon!

Hawk

Spanking of your boobies, hoe are the girls Babba!?
how
Ughhh
seeing ‘boobies’ ‘kissing’ and ‘knees’ all in one sentence got me excited I guess lol
speaking
Not spanking ur boobies
Omg
These fat thumbs really suck tonight Babba
I’m sorry 😐

Baba

Perky both but sadly towards my feet! You seem nervous? Are my girls still full of that powah? ((Laughs)) I wonder what people will think when they read this intro from us! 😀

Hawk

not sure
I’m happy to chat with u again, Babba,
I’m always so damn tired
and you’re always smoking or pooping
Hahah
I do miss ya though
And u need to send me a pic of ur beautifuk face !!!
beautiful. Omg 😱 I am strawful at typing this evening ...
Awful -
Strawful?!? I think my autocorrect is broken
so is my peeper
Did I tell u?!?
it won’t work anymore
I’m kinda sad

Baba

This is my face right now! You make me dizzy and happy at the same time! OMG, your balls are in danger and your broke your peeper?

Hawk

or else PornHub isn’t what it used to be
if that’s ur face I guess it’s not as beautifuk as I remember ...
Just kidding - though, it DOES look like u just sat on a tack!!! Lol

Baba

You can always try Xhamster.com! LOL

Hawk

hahaha ... I will try that. Or queensnake.com ... idk. It doesn’t work so imma go cry

Baba

People will think we are NUTS! Well, it's a fact that we are and perhaps soon you shall be a nutless nut!

Hawk

we are walking talking porn advertisements tonight 😂😂😂 omg

Baba

You started!!!!!

Hawk

hahaha ... I soooo wanna ‘nut’ again
fine fine
I’ll take the blame ... I’ve no shame
imma poet hahaha

Baba

I am a poet to, did you know that? A workless one by choice! I lost my will to poet these days! You my friend are a wonderful warrior poet! I need to steal some from you again and pretend I am cool again!
❤
I can't for the life of me write a good poem these days! I tried though but my mind goes to movies and Netflix these days. I am also tired when I move from the couch to the fridge!
I need new batteries!

Hawk

for your BOB?!? what size?! How many?!? Do tell all the sordid details
And as for a poet - you are definitely that
as long as u copy/paste mine 😂😂😂

Baba

12 inches at least! Jeeezzzz! You are so mean to me today! I might just call the vet and get you neutered indeed!

Hawk

I SURE DO 🤬🤬🤬
I’m sorry ... please don’t
so the transpoet won’t come until Monday and I’m sad
I want my BMW lol
not a trans poet 😂😂😂
transport
Oh hell