So Hawk, we are going to do this together! Are you excited?
I’m so excited I could pee! seriously though - I really am, Babba- hoe was ur day, by the way?!?
How ... oops, not hoe ((thugs her))
Oh jeez ... ((hugs)) not thugs !!!
we should make shirts that day that 😂😂😂
Calling me a how right away! ((laughs)) This will be a great intro for them all to read! I agree, let's make those shirts!
Having fat fingers again it seems? Ate pizza? My day was long and full of joy! Yours?
I lost my suppliers at work today because Houston Tx is a big CoVid hotspot ... I use 10,000 pounds of powder coat a week and will run out by Sat. I am stressed as a dog going to get neutered
Oh lord, protect them balls Hawk! You will look funny without them! 😮
but I may ride a bicycle better, hahaha.
True! Can you ride one at all?
I’m actually gonna take Saturday off, it will be 22 days straight - that’s insane
yes, but my balls - u know, they are saggy now that I’m old so it’s not comfy
who knew it would be an issue
I’ll really be sad when they dangle into the toilet water
What a mess being old
I thought they already did dangle in the water? Old age, don't get me started! I fear my boobsies kissing my knees soon!
Spanking of your boobies, hoe are the girls Babba!?
how
Ughhh
seeing ‘boobies’ ‘kissing’ and ‘knees’ all in one sentence got me excited I guess lol
speaking
Not spanking ur boobies
Omg
These fat thumbs really suck tonight Babba
I’m sorry 😐
Perky both but sadly towards my feet! You seem nervous? Are my girls still full of that powah? ((Laughs)) I wonder what people will think when they read this intro from us! 😀
not sure
I’m happy to chat with u again, Babba,
I’m always so damn tired
and you’re always smoking or pooping
Hahah
I do miss ya though
And u need to send me a pic of ur beautifuk face !!!
beautiful. Omg 😱 I am strawful at typing this evening ...
Awful -
Strawful?!? I think my autocorrect is broken
so is my peeper
Did I tell u?!?
it won’t work anymore
I’m kinda sad
or else PornHub isn’t what it used to be
if that’s ur face I guess it’s not as beautifuk as I remember ...
Just kidding - though, it DOES look like u just sat on a tack!!! Lol
You can always try Xhamster.com! LOL
hahaha ... I will try that. Or queensnake.com ... idk. It doesn’t work so imma go cry
People will think we are NUTS! Well, it's a fact that we are and perhaps soon you shall be a nutless nut!
we are walking talking porn advertisements tonight 😂😂😂 omg
You started!!!!!
hahaha ... I soooo wanna ‘nut’ again
fine fine
I’ll take the blame ... I’ve no shame
imma poet hahaha
I am a poet to, did you know that? A workless one by choice! I lost my will to poet these days! You my friend are a wonderful warrior poet! I need to steal some from you again and pretend I am cool again!
❤
I can't for the life of me write a good poem these days! I tried though but my mind goes to movies and Netflix these days. I am also tired when I move from the couch to the fridge!
I need new batteries!
for your BOB?!? what size?! How many?!? Do tell all the sordid details
And as for a poet - you are definitely that
as long as u copy/paste mine 😂😂😂
12 inches at least! Jeeezzzz! You are so mean to me today! I might just call the vet and get you neutered indeed!
I SURE DO 🤬🤬🤬
I’m sorry ... please don’t
so the transpoet won’t come until Monday and I’m sad
I want my BMW lol
not a trans poet 😂😂😂
transport
Oh hell
I called them, told them to keep you waiting 2 more weeks!
I think u did
U love to cause me pain
jeez
You love me!
I do love u
Hoe could not
Who
Not how
You sure have a hoe on your mind today! Hahahahhaha
Now it won’t type ‘hoe’ even though I want it to now
I thought of you ALLLLL DAY
yes
Hahahaha
sorry
Seeing this convo makes me wonder how in the hell we can talk about serious things!!! OMG... I'll brb
I need to make a call to the VET!
Nuuuhuuuuuu
I izz sorries
anyway, imma go - so glad we farted talking again
STARTED ... damn!! with that, imma sleep 💤❤️
GoodNight Hawk! Keep them balls close! Tomorrow they might get lost! Sweet dreams! xoxox
imma go wash ‘em and go to bed 🛌 goodnight, Babbakins xoxo