In my defense I was still buoyed by the replay of my completely unholy victory that I had forgotten I had accurately outed you as a minor nemesis earlier and accidentally upgraded you to arch-nemesis even though it immediately felt wrong. I've never burned down your village, you've never murdered my parents on a whim, we've got an absolute ton of work to do to reach arch-nemesis stage.

I'm happy to put the work in though, because relationships are important - mainly for the unleashing of insult-barrages and almighty-swears for a loss.

I'm glad you got a chance to watch the video, you were definitely the belle of the ball in everyone's eyes and I very much enjoyed how dirty everyone felt with my win.

I didn't know you were, like, retired on Splintercrypto... that's amazing man. Supes inspiring.