So much to address, !BRO
Grab some !BEER and !PIZZA and find something to hang on to, !LOL

First, thanks @aussieninja for the kind words and apologies for the barrage of insults to you and your ancestry that spewed from my mouth when you won that match.

I remember thinking how screwed you were when I saw your lineup and laughing to myself, then how infuriated I was watching it play out. Like, disturbance in the Force level rage. I bet if one were to look into it you would discover a litter of two headed puppies were birthed somewhere in the world at the same moment. And yes, they immediately ate their mother.

I also recall wanting to use a Trample card in that line up, but Stampede is a trap of a ruleset, as it really narrows down the options for the tank position, so while I LOVE a good stampede (I think a perfect one is one of the hardest things to pull off in the game) I rarely try to take advantage of it unless it is paired with Opportunist. That's a different story. But I degress...

I really came here to tell @aussieninja that I thought we were bros before this, but calling me a minor nemesis is akin to saying I work in porn but you can't tell from the size of my junk, which is just so fucking !BRO. Made my day, even though the promotion to arch nemesis in the end kinda felt like you were kissing my cheek only to finger my ass, but whatever. After the pounding depicted in the video it was nice you took the time to comfort me. You could've just left my on the side of the road, which also would've been bro-spectable, but embittering.

So now all that's left to throw down a gauntlet. I want a rematch! I'm likely far too lazy to actually run an Apollo grade smear campaign, like in Rocky 2, but you should assume I'm ridiculing you all over HIVE until I get satisfaction. 🤣

Thanks to all you guys for the laughs!