You know that plastic card ,you know the one that makes money magically pop out and adds more meaning to you're life ?.. yes that one , the credit card.
As a kid i didn't really understand the power i possessed each time I held ,but now that I'm all grown I wish I could slap the kid version of me right in the kisser just to make a point. Just so you can understand ,let me explain...
See as a kid I was so used to goofing off,never really giving the slightest thoughts on the consequences of my action, so this one time my mom got a call from a person I assumed was her friend even though the number that called was not on her saved contact ,this should have been a red flag right??...but it wasn't, probably because i thought everyone she spoke to on the phone was her friend ,great thinking right ?? .. I know , I was really smart...
Okay ,so this call came in and me as a smart person that i am , I decided to answer; then the following conversation took place :
Friend:
Me : hello
Friend:
Me: hello
Friend: hello boy , how are you?
Me:fine thank you.
Friend: that's good , that's good , you're really all grown up ,big boy so you can press phone?
Me: Yes sir ,my mom taught me.
Friend : that's good ,is your mom home ?
Me: yes she is , she's taking her bath.
Friend : oh that's good,really good ...
Me: should I give her the phone ?
Friend : no ,no ,no , please don't bother ..you see i forgot my credit card In your mom's purse can you help me find it..
Me: okay ,....
Friend : did you find it ??
Me : no not yet, o wait ,I found it...
Friend: that's wonderful my boy, now can you read to me the numbers on the card ...
Me : sure I can , it's 0,
Friend: ehen
Me :0
Friend: yes ..
And just like that the lights went out ,oh wait it didn't because I was bitch slapped so hard the lights in my head literally went out,and there she was my mom who by the way was now out from the shower ,...
So that's it friends my first bitch slap into adulthood..