"There's more money in pussy than there is in cans, asshole!"

That is probably true but I also feel like there's definitely more money in asshole than there is in pussy (it is dryer, after all) so who really came out on top in that in that exchange?

Also, I think Spiderman might be on drugs because he seems to have melted into the abyss. Maybe we should have an intervention when he reconstitutes back into reality.