"Hey man, sorry I banged your wife a bunch of times the other night"

Recognize that the nonbelievers are unclean and dangerous (and probably racist too)

This is not the first time that an altered state has brought me to dark, cursed, ruins in the desert

Either choose freedom or choose your shepherds wisely.

She didn't have to tell it for me to know it's some kind of fucking heartbreaking

... And may she be cursed with immortal pubic lice.

I'm not a scientist. I'm a guy who talks to fungus on his nights off. Stop judging me.

At the end he said "you make a damn fine cup of coffee."

Finally, I found myself in the hall of some strange god

Do you want any special stuff in your coffee?

It even got laughing uncontrollably during sex weird

Like, I know this probably only makes any sense if you're tripping right now but...

Despite everything, I still have one lingering, dark thought.

I just ate four grams of mushrooms and I am going to write as long as I can until the trip overwhelms me then I'll hit send

After years of abstinence, I took mushrooms again.

I took enough mushrooms the other day to send me into a psychedelic wonderland but all I could picture was Ashley.

More Tales from my Line

Yesterday was an eventful day to say the least.

This first half of this post is an update on my activities and my return to writing, the second describes my grandfather's funeral.

I would say that I've taken the last two weeks "off" but that would be a lie. I haven't written but as I've, said before, I work in the shipping industry. The Christmas holiday is always a nightmare