I kind of feel like This Man might not be wearing pants under the picture.

"Like any wise drunk, This Man decided to walk instead of drive."

Hey, I always say I drive better when I'm drunk. It's not true but I say it.

"That was when This Man discovered he was a good foot taller than the other guy."

Haha It always seems to go that way. I have had to slap a few tiny guys around becauae they start getting that little man agression lol.