"Why do the places with the tastiest drinks rarely offer refills?"

I find this to be true. I used to go to this Indian restaurant that had very good iced tea with exotic fruit juices and rose water. That shit was addictive and those bastards charged $3.50 a glass for it.

"The only thing I don't like about this particular strain is how they sing all night when I'm trying to sleep."

It depends on what kind of singing because if its Enya, I super down lol.