- WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!
- The little kid heard his father say that the streets were oddly desserted that night.
He returned with upset when he couldn't find even a candy - When English majors get married :)
Hey do you know how to make a good pun?
You've to planet.
What do you call a person with no body or no nose?
Nobody knows!
I'd tell you a chemistry joke
But I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I'm still working on it.