10. Getting dressed means putting on something other than your pj’s and socks.
9. Your lunch break involves last nights leftovers and walking the dog.
8. You’re secretly happy when the snow makes your friends commute hell while you have a 30 second walk down the hall.
Until you realize you’ll never get a snow day.
7. Vacation means working extra hard the week before and after. And during.
6. You consider Discord and SteemitChat “Happy Hour”.
5. Every room in your house is the office.
4. The driveway under your car hasn’t seen rain in weeks.
3. A conference call means herding the pets out of the room and bribing your children.
2. Your cats are your coworkers.
1. Your partner returns from work to find you in the same spot as when they left.
You know you are a Steemit blogger: You never thought you'd refer to yourself as a minnow or enlist the aid of #minnowsupportproject for advice, the term #whaleshares is now a daily part of your vocabulary, and Whales are suddenly your favorite animal.
