I have only one plan for my future, get married have kids and devote every single minute of my life to my family and rasing my children.
... And that's all you need to repeat to find a wife!
If you think you're too ugly, short, bald or poor to find a beautiful girlfriend or wife, look around you, you'll see gorgeous women with their goofy boyfriends or husbands that make you wonder how the hell did he get her?
The answer is simple, they've just been smart about it. You can be as smart as them if you want too. All you have to do is repeating this post's title and first paragraph to everyone whenever the opportunity presents itself.
The reason it works is simple, women want to have children and they are looking for someone who can endorse their adventure.
There is two types of men, "handsome" and "hard worker".
Women like to have sex with the handsome ones and have a baby from their genetic pool but they know that handsome men are not reliable, they usually don't work hard enough to support a family, they don't want to have children and there's a high chance that a handsome guy would chat on them and possibly leave them.
In other hand non handsome guys don't have that many opportunities to cheat and once they're in a relationship, they'll stay in it. All that remains is checking if they like babies and can provide for a family.
Announcing those few words is like registering for a hidden long term relationship website. Your words circulates and eventually somebody would choose you for a test run. Try it, you'll improve your chance to get laid and would have a shot at some long term relationship if that's what you're into.
For women: I don't know anything but it shouldn't be that hard to make you search the internet.