WARNING (PLEASE READ THIS, MITCHCESS SHIPPERS):
This screenshot de-motivational poster is entirely Anti-Mitchcess. If you like this pairing, either avert your eyes and do not read it or swallow your bias and feel free to read on while keeping an open mind. Once again, if you do not want to see me roasting your beloved couple, I highly suggest you do not read this at all and/or take whatever I say with a grain of salt, as these are my opinions.
ANTI-MITCHCESS FANS AND ANTI-MITCHCESS SHIPPERS
Enjoy as I not only roast this "couple" but also give my reasons why I firmly believe that their relationship would be doomed to fail and go up in smoke and cinders.
Behold, ladies and gentlemen. Mitch Mitchelson x Princess Morbucks. A pairing I used to like, enjoy, and felt fascinated with when I was a youth of fifteen years old but now, as a twenty-seven-year-old man, I can see boundless cracks and quagmires in their farce of a relationship. Mitchcess exceeds in the worst possible way at being a great example of being in a Karmic relationship and how two wrongs truly do not make a right. I do not even see a possible friendship for these two freckle-faced smegheads, as the only thing I can see happening that is akin to a relationship is a fling. No more, no less. After all that, that supposed magic these two would have had with each other would be all over.
With that said, let us go in-depth as to why Mitchcess will not only end up horribly but also be a "relationship" that is filled to the brim with premonitions, bad omens, and many other unpleasant predicaments.
Mitch is just going to take advantage of Princess's wealth and influence for his own gain.
Knowing Mitch's trailer park origins, what does one think he is going to do with all of Princess's money at the end of the day? I am sure he is going to use it for selfish means to get whatever he can get his hands on. It is unlikely that he will use whatever Princess milks at him for anything that is beneficial, as he is just going to use that money for materialistic, unfulfilling purposes. Those things might bring him happiness but not a conjugal happiness if he were to have shared it with Princess. However, that would never ever happen at all.
Princess has impossibly high standards when it comes to her Mr. Right.
Princess will never give Mitch the time of day to be with someone as flashy, brash, and high-maintenance as her. As a matter of fact, he will never keep up with her because of how much she expects from boys. Her criteria when it comes to her choice of boys are based on not only being a handsome face with dashing great looks but also be financially-savvy, extremely affluent, and have a lot of clout, especially from where her father comes from. Ergo, if a guy is dashing, wealthy, and is unafraid to flaunt what he has, he would automatically be deemed as Princess's Mr. Right. Perhaps it should be no wonder why I am extremely grateful to pair up Princess Morbucks with Jack Spicer, seeing that they would make a handsomely delicious couple but that is entirely beside the point. Princess just wants boys who are rich, handsome, and cool. End of story.
Mitch's and Princess's relationship would have a plethora of vicious cycles.
Imagine yourself in either of their shoes. Your relationship with each other might have gone off seemingly well within the first ten minutes then it all crashes down to the ground, and you two are plagued with endless bickering, animosity, and an emotional constipation that can give any negative sentiment a run for its money. Sounds like a recipe for disaster, does it? That is how I imagine a typical day with Mitch and Princess as a couple. If that is not bad enough, their relationship would be full of petty arguments, several moments of anger, and no developments for the better. Speaking of no developments found in a unendingly vicious cycle.
Mitch and Princess would find themselves repeating several unhealthy patterns.
With an ever-growing feeling of insatiability, anguish, and the potential for emotional, verbal, and psychological abuse, it just goes to show how awful, hot and heavy, and ruthless everything is going to end up with both Mitch and Princess. Every bad habit that is developed would lead them to go back to the drawing board and ultimately find nothing to escape from their quagmires leading them to their personal Hell.
Princess might think that she and Mitch are destined to be together but he is just going to laugh it off.
This whole feeling of being destined for each other easily goes hand-in-hand with Princess's ability to manipulate others' for her own gain with Mitch believing that the whole concept of destiny entwining them is complete baloney. Sure, they might think their penchant for making peoples' lives miserable might make them an item but it will only end in all forms of misery and despair.
Mitch and Princess are going to bring out each others' dark sides, thus leading them to a life of selfishness and a fruitless, extremely short-term relationship
This is what I am building up to when I say that nothing good will ever come out of Mitch's and Princess's relationship. It will all end in toxicity, abuse, and a most chaotic breakup. If these two were to end up in a relationship, they would only know each others' horrible sides without finding anything that is either encouraging, enlightening or even positive. Everything they would build up upon would lead to their downfall and nothing will be left to salvage what has already been destroyed and blown-up into smithereens.
Epilogue
It goes without saying that nothing good will ever come out of Mitch and Princess in a relationship. Just by fully understanding the context of their personalities, I can only imagine that neither of them will grow up to be better people, will always be doomed to be trapped in quagmire after quagmire, and blame each other for a relationship that never worked to begin with. The chaos, the violence, and the emotional constipation are the worst propositions of Mitchcess. At the end of the day, I have enough with this pairing altogether.
I hope you all enjoyed this and I will see you all in the next submission. Take care, everybody.
Mitch Mitchelson, Princess Morbucks, and the screenshot from "Stuck Up, Up and Away" from The Powerpuff Girls belong to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network.
