As I head toward my third 1000 HP celebratory post, I figured I'd let my do I say motto shine and release the secrets you'll need to turn into a Hive success story.
However, for Amir's sanity sake this post will be an extensive one with way more than 24 words, and to that end it will be divided in 3 parts. One part text, one part images and one part links.
Let's get to it.
DContently:
Now, if you're anything like me you were creatively constipated by month 2 on this platform. If so fear not, there's always the shitpost for you. And though still a shitpost, these tricks will sometimes bait some unsuspecting curators into thinking you actually know what you're doing and that there must be a why you did what you did. Or at least I like to think so.
Now we get to it;
Bullet points make for great content.
Shill your account:
Or Engage if you want to be mainstream about it.Listen to your Inner Bullshit:
Your inner bullshit will make the World around you make sense. I once wrote a story about my fight against 3 mosquitoes only armed with my finishing bug spray. 2 of the mosquitoes had their backstories, 1 was fodder, for the finale my bug spray was out so I resorted to using it as a baseball bat. Toe to toe I went against those flying foes, a tear dropped when the last one fell.Pet it mold it, embrace it don't force it:
Like anything good in life, you'll sometimes lose your inner bullshit. If so don't be afraid to take a break or God forbid, create well researched informative posts. Worry not though, your inner bullshit will return at some point, it always does... Itt has to.People love that full circle shit, abuse it!
Contrast is another good literary tool:
- . - by PublicDomainPictures - CCO, pixabay.com
- Don't reveal your so called tricks to the plebs for competition is only good as a talking point.
DMonetarily:
Stumble into great projects, the earlier the better. You'll first have to stumble into plenty more shit ones though. Good luck!
Conclusion:
You're welcome!
PEACE!!