IN THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE, THE SOUP WAS STILL BREATHING __13TH OCTOBER
My sister Chioma is the laziest girl in Nnewi.
She will cook soup and push it in the back of the fridge, and forget it. Every time I open fridge, I see like 6 plates.
Last Saturday, I came back from market. Light has been off for 2 weeks. You know how NEPA does.
I said let me clean this fridge, because the smell don dey kill person.
I opened it. Chineke!
Front of the fridge: one plate of rice, white like cement. Middle: one pot of stew, green.
But in the back of the fridge, behind all those plates — one big pot of egusi, covered with foil.
I remembered — that egusi was from December. That was 5 months ago. Chioma cooked it for Christmas.
I touched it. The foil moved. Gbim!
I shouted, "Mama Jesus!"
The egusi soup made sound — pshhhh — like person wey open Coke.
The soup don get bubbles, like it is breathing. The lumps of egusi were moving up and down, like small frog inside water.
I called Chioma, "Come see what you keep in the back of the fridge!"
She came, looked, said, "Ehn, it still dey okay. Just heat it, put maggi."
I said, "Heat wetin? This soup don get visa, e wan travel comot for pot!"
We both started laughing, but fear dey inside.
That day I learned something: in the back of the fridge in every Nigerian house, there is always one soup that has turned to science experiment.
I carried the pot and threw it far inside dustbin. As I threw it, the soup made last sound — kpooo.
Even the dustbin cover shook.
Since then, I check the back of the fridge every Sunday. No more 5-month-old soup.
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