SO....we're going camping and my wife is freaking out! (She's clearly never been camping) There wont be any cabins, hair straighteners or a vanity to do make-up. She went to the wonderful world of Google and discovered an odd concept called "Glamping". She says, "Hey bebe!, come check this out! It's called glamping! Can we do this?!? I said "WTF is glamping?" Its basically a bunch of yuppies that bring expensive shit to a cabin and call it camping. She was serious too!
Once I explained where we were going and how "glamping" isnt really a thing, she went from this.....!
To this....
So, yeah, she's wiggin out!
So she busted out this big ass list and went crazy on me...ugh!
So I went in to BEAST MODE!
Before
My meatball son apparently captured a Minion and taped his ankles together, leaving the trunk a massive, tangled mess! AND it was starting to rain.
Middle
End...I think...
Survival essentials....
Pink Para Cord
Black Para Cord
Powerful batteries, expensive but worth it
StreamLight 350 Lumens / SureFire 1000 Lumens
AR Pistol...cause you never know...
WARNING! Only eat in case of EMERGENCY! Contents are nasty but will keep you alive!!!