Amen! ahem...I mean, well, it's technically not just a hair cut, it's coloring and maybe some other stuff. To her credit, it's something she does probably twice a year.

I am certainly lucky. I think it was hard for her in the beginning, but these days she's got serious surfer zen - waves come and go, she's just hangin' above the break takin' in the sun.

Your birthday's coming up, whaddya want? Used to be I'd have wanted to surprised you with ______, but I have no idea if you're even into that anymore.

Oh, I'm glad you checked, yeah I don't seem to be doing much of that these days...

Hmm. You don't say. Just let me know in a reasonable amount of time ok, Mr. I'm Gonna Keep Changing So My Wife Never Knows What To Get Me For My Birthday?

What's reasonable?

#DeathGlare