When asked about my age I jokingly say it along with the fractions of ...

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When asked about my age I jokingly say it along with the fractions of my next age, like X.3 years old = X is my age, 0.3 for being 4 months in...

You have to dread the final day before my birthday when I would say X.99 so #accurate, yet so #dumb!

#funny