You did not disappoint. I like to think the gentle 'roasting' provided some inspiration :)

Your story is as unconventional as I hoped it would be. It is funny, and scary, and just very well-written. The problem is, in the future, I will be expecting more of the same. Will you be able to surprise every time?

You do have an imagination and a talent for putting words together in an entertaining way. It was pleasure to read this (and all eyes remained intact).