However, when I walked in with my bags of clothes, the woman said, “Oh, I’m sorry, but the clothing must be on hangers.”

Ba Dum Bump! 😂

I actually laughed out loud. Poor @jayna. Yes, just give them away. You wasted more money on gas...

The good news is, you're losing the weight you want to lose. That broken foot is finally history.

A perfectly paced piece. Really quite a pleasure to read.