Before the invention of cars, outdoor cats had no place to sit.
Before the invention of cars, cinder blocks had limited usage.
Before the invention of cars, teenage wooers had to resort to barns.
Before the invention of cars, deer stared at the moon.
Before the invention of cars, there were people accidents.
Before the invention of cars, folks slept in homes and inns.
Before the invention of cars, sides of barns stood naked; devoid of hubcaps.
Before the invention of cars, there were no parking lots; only hitching posts.
Before the invention of cars, bugs committed to death by flying straight at frogs.
Before the invention of cars, dogs had to run downhill fast to get a blast of air in their faces.
Before the invention of cars, parking meters were alien invaders and successfully defeated twice.
Before the invention of cars, only geese honked.
Before the invention of cars, yard sales were a real estate transaction.
Before the invention of cars, dogs chased horses.
Before the invention of cars, hucksters were snake oil salesmen.
Before the invention of cars, people ate meals in homes and parks.
Before the invention of cars, most people knew how to curry a horse.
Before the invention of cars, the phrase, “Are we there, yet?” was unknown.
Before the invention of cars, hemp was the most versatile and useful plant on the planet.
Before the invention of cars, nobody did a pirouette with a horse or dog team.
Before the invention of cars, public music occurred only at bandstands.
Before the invention of cars, parties happened in the homes of the upper crust.
Before the invention of cars, Pasuckuakohowog made soccer moms look like pikers.
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