This is my second challenge post on comedy open mic. Welcome to my page. I hope I made you laugh, the last time. If you didn't laugh, the laughter hasn't ended. Go here and laugh now. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Before writing this, I was almost going to check for the importance of farting. Yeah,you heard me right. Farting, I think is good for the soul. Haha, but why is it that when we want to fart, we hold our anus tightly so as not to let a sound that may give us away? 馃槀. Especially if you don't trust how the smell will turn out? Haha.
Well, I was in the bus one day, and someone farted, everyone closed their nostrils and the bus conductor said to us:
"How will this smell leave when everyone is closing their nostrils? Open your nose,let the smell go in and finish fast". Hahahahaha
ME AND FART.
Those days? Me and fart are like twins. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 I always have it ready. Infact, we do farting competition in my house, although my immediate older brother,always wins. But no one takes second position from me. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Back in school, I had some friends I read with. We take turns to visit one another and read till day break. While others read, one person will sleep, and after some time, she will wake up and read while another person is allowed to sleep.
I had eaten beans that night before going to Mercy's house for reading. I tried to read but the beans I guess, made me sleepy. So I asked to sleep.
Not up to 30minutes into my sleep, I heard myself releasing what sounded like thunder, hahaha. Oops, I farted.
The students laughed and I guess held their breath too.
Next, they began to gossip.
Person 1: "So is this how she farts while sleeping?"
Person 2: " Jeez, this smell is killing"
Person 3: " So all these forming for class, her fart smells like carbide?" Hahahaha
Person 1: "I pity the husband that will marry her".
Though I was so embarassed and ashamed of myself, but I felt pity for them because they haven't received the time bomb that my stomach was going to unleash that night. Hahahaha.
Not long after the real owner of the room sprayed the room with air freshener, I donated another one. Pooooooooooooooh.
Oh my gosh. Personal, I felt their pain. Hahaha. But I couldn't stand up, the shame would be too much. I preferred to remain "asleep" and argue the next day that they are lying than admit that the whole atmosphere of the room changed because of me. Hahaha.
By the time I gave that second one, they had no more strength to laugh.
They only said:
Person A: please please open the windows.
Persona B: "This night?"
Hahaha.
Person C ran to get air freshener but instead if air freshener, she mistakenly picked insecticide and sprayed the room with full force. Hahahaha. As if that's not enough, she sprayed my buttocks and all over me with the insecticide. That sent the room into air pollution and all including me ran out of the room. Hahaha.
It was the most embarrassing night I got in school those days. Their eyes were heavy because they didn't sleep. I too didn't sleep. Fart did not let me to concentrate on my sleep. Hahahahaha.
But I wonder why they are disturbed. A good fart must smell. Right? 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀.
Jeez my daughter just farted and I can bear it. 馃き馃き馃き馃き馃き馃き
Thanks for the visit. Come another day to read my comedy. Don't worry, am not going to fart on the post. Hahahahaha.
Besides, I have changed. Hahahaha.
Hey, it's a joke. Don't see me tomorrow and tease me with this fart case. I am participating in a comedy show. Hahahaha. 
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Thanks all for your visit.
Yours, Adoore-eu.