I have never participated in a comedy post before. But as I saw this one, I knew I have things to tell you guys to make you laugh. Hahaha. Without wasting time, come let's laugh, it's a Saturday.
I WALKED OUT OF BATHROOM NAKED AND THEN....
It's normal to walk out of bathroom naked, for some. But for me, on this day, while on honey moon, I was to bathe with hubby but just then, he got a call. I went in to bathe and finished without him. As I finished, I decided to walk romantically to meet him in the living room and play with him while he receives the call. I was hearing his voice, still talking. Haha.
Behold as I walked into the sitting room, he was there but not alone. Jeez!!!. He was there with his best friend, a man!!!
That call he got was to come open the gate for his friend. The voice I kept hearing, which I thought he was on phone was he and his friend discussing real life. I almost passed out while the man looked in both confusion and bewilderment, or can I say excitement? See him. Hahaha.
Hahahaha. I would have preferred if I was swallowed up by the ground. How do I turn back my butt and run back to the room?
Hahaha. Just imagine the look on hubby's face. He was speechless
MY WRAPPER REMOVED IN PUBLIC.
I was trying to make stew and the light went off. I took my tomatoes out to a commercial grinding machine opposite our house. There were many boys outside, both in front of my house and the other house. Many passersby too. 馃槀.
As the madam was grinding the tomatoes, I decided to go near the engine and peep to know if the tomato is almost grinded. As I came near, the fan belt or can I say rolling belt? It picked my wrapper, I tried to hold my wrapper but it was faster. It took the wrapper from me and left me standing with only pant and a bra top. Hahahahaha. I can laugh now because it's past but that day I cried a river. 馃槶 馃槶. The whole boys and passers by laughed at me but the woman grinding quickly removed her wrapper she tied on her gown and wrapped me. Hahahaha. I couldn't bear the shame, in less than one month, I packed out of that area. "They have seen me finish". Hahahahaha.
I FORGOT TO ZIP UP MY SKIRT
I went to the well to fetch water one day in the new house I moved to after the tomato incident. 馃槀 There I met the landlord who engaged me in a discussion. I can't even remember the topic. Hahaha.
As we discussed, I kept bending down to get water from the well. Unfortunately it was a small fetcher I used. So I fetched several times until the bucket got filled, besides the well was getting dry.
I never knew I didn't zip up my skirt, my landlord was busy feeding his eyes on my buttocks as I bent to fetch. Hahaha.
When I got inside, ready to remove my skirt and bath, then I found that my zip was undone and I had no pant on. Hahahahaha.
I had removed the thing earlier 馃槀, ready to bathe when I found that the water was not enough. So I threw my skirt on, did the button but forgot to zip up. For many days, I avoided seeing my landlord. I was just imagining him saying "your yansh black Sha" ( meaning, " mehn, you have a black butt" hahaha or "you fine reach yansh" (O boy, that butt is beautiful" hahahaha. I would have packed out again. Hahahaha.
Why couldn't he leave or correct me? I wish he had fallen into the well while looking at me. Hahaha
I guess I was careless these three occasions, right? I have learnt better now. No seeing me again. Hahaha. I have grow up. I don't go out without my tight on. No more seeing anything for free. Hahahaha.
Like I said, it's my first, I am glad I participated. Join in here, guys.
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