A man had been working so hard at a Lebanese company. He fainted while working one day, and everyone gathered around him. They began to discuss how to assist him.
The first person said: " Let's take him to the hospital", they will give him proper treatment.
The second person said: Let's give him some fufu with egusi soup to eat so that he can regain some energy.
The third person said: Let's buy him one sachet of water, we sprinkle it on him to help him regain consciousness.
The fainted man opened his eyes a little and said, "Please obey what the second man is saying." His suggestion is the best. All the people erupted into laughter.
Give me two bottles
Thieves with well-built bodies used to visit a bar, threatening the bartender for free alcoholic drinks. The very lean bartender was always scared so, he always gave in. These thieves visited on three occasions, harassing the bartender whenever they visited. These thieves came on different occasions.
The first thief (Day 1): The thief was an extremely built bodybuilder. He said to the bartender, give me two bottles, otherwise?
The bartender: was extremely scared due to how built the thief was, so immediately the bartender brought out two chilled bottles of beer and gave them to the thief who quickly fled.
The second thief(day2): The thief was also well-built, He also said, give me two bottles otherwise you will be dealt with. The bartender quickly brought out two bottles of very chilled beer and handed them over to the thief, who also took to his heels immediately.
The third thief(Day3): This time around it was a skinny thief who came around, as soon as this thief sat down. He called the bartender over to himself to place his order, the bartender immediately asked him what he wanted. He also said," Give me two bottles otherwise ?". The bartender who had been so hurt by how these builder thieves had been disturbing him got angry and asked the skinny thief?, otherwise what? The thief couldn't talk and was beaten up mercilessly by the bartender.