It's another great day. Everyone knows that laughter is a powerful medicine. Let us laugh out loud our displeasure.
There were 5 passengers on board an aeroplane, travelling to Europe. Then they noticed that the aeroplane had developed a mechanical fault. There were only four parachutes on the aeroplane. The passengers were all afraid of death.
The first passengers: I am Ronaldo, one of the greatest football players in the world. The world cannot afford to lose me. He took the first pack and jumped.
The second passenger: I am Nelson Mandela, a former South African President. I won the Noble Prize for Peace in 1993 and introduced equal rights for everyone. The World cannot afford to lose me. He took the second pack and jumped.
The Third passenger: I am the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, I have my ten-point agenda for Nigeria, that are contained in my manifesto. I must not die. He took the nearest pack to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger: "Ngozi Okonjo Iweala" said to the fifth passenger, who was a 7-year-old boy. I am old and now 70 years old. You are young and I will sacrifice and let you live.
The fifth passenger (the little boy): turns to Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and says there are two parachutes left, one for me and one for you.
The fourth passenger (Ngozi Okonjo Iweala): on this plane, there were only four (4) parachutes, how could you get more? When three had been used.
The fifth passenger (the little boy): the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria picked up my school bag.
The small boy was still arguing with Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala but she seemed not sure of what the boy meant.
Ngozi Okonjo-iweala; please, explain better.
The small boy: My bag was beside the third parachute and I saw him pick up the bag in a hurry thinking it was a parachute.
Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala: What?
The small boy: He dropped this letter before he left.
(The old are weak, but the young shall rule)
The small boy was still arguing with Ngozi konjo Iweala but she seemed not sure of what the boy meant.
Ngozi konjo Iweala: please, explain better.
The small boy: My bag was beside the third parachute and I saw him pick up the bag in a hurry thinking it was a parachute.
Ngozi konjo Iweala: What?
The small boy: He dropped this letter before he left.
(The old are weak, but the young shall rule)