Hello everyone. I come to you today not with humor but with a plea.
You've all seen those horrific pictures of starving children with flies buzzing all over them.
What you don't see is a fat ass camera crew and a cocain riddled director hovering around like vultures.
You also know that your charitable donations, almost exclusively, go to pay salaries and employee benefits.
The same happens with your taxes.
So why not do something different?
Just one upvote a day could send this Steemian into early retirement, a season in the sun, before his old bones collapse and his mind slips back into early infancy.
You can make a dream possible.
I am not bold enough to offer acolucky coins or white gold whatyoumacallits that some of those other guys pitched a while ago.
I am not brazen enough to allow you the opportunity to feel good about yourself in exchange for doing nothing at all.
I will not appeal to your patriotism or religious dedication.
Simply send your upvote.
Of course, I will not coerce you to do something you otherwise would not be comfortable doing. This is not Hollywood.
Thank you.
