let me make this clear:

I don't want to

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Oh I feckin hear you on that!

Do you know what you can do now Mr. Seller/Mr. Marteker, "you can hang your bollocks from the Five lamps"

I do like that expression I must say, even though it's very Dublin and me a Galwayman!

This insight on Marketers from the sadly passed incredibly insightful and funny Bill Hicks...