He thudded up the stairs like a nightmarish printing press made of lard.

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Ah yes the auld contractors... The big corporations seem to love that model these days, eh... Easy and cheap to get rid of but very pricey wages wise...

Simian... Some name ..

reminds me of tunes a friend used play at parties years ago called Simian Mobile Disco.... Good auld tunes actually... Here's one from them... Racey video and banger of a tune..