Great read, and to be honest one of my favourite things about it was how snappy and to the point it was, we could do with more posts like this in my opinion, it does not need to be "War and Peace"...

"men are governed by lines of intellect - women: by curves of emotion."

James Joyce is a great man for the quotes and this one is on the money, I really liked your theme of Lines...

So tell me this if you can, what did the mutual friend to in order to be ex-communicated?