Crypto gays led me to the monsters!

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Today I took a leisurely stroll down the tens of Discord servers I have joined and was shocked to find....

_{Calling the bottom 😱}

How did this Server get here? Shit. I've been joined for over a year and never noticed! How drunk was I?!

For the record, I'm not gay, or bisexual, or homophobic, but at this point I was totally confused and surprised to be a member of CryptoGaySingles!

I started checking the name list on the right.....

horny... dungeons... grindr??? 😱😱😱

This was not looking good - I needed to escape! But then I thought, I've only ever added Discord servers via Steem, surely there is an explanation for this?

_{What? I like chicken OK!}

Hmmm. Alright, time to leave, but after a full check of the list of members (not that kind of member), I found a name I'd seen before. Hi @clove71!

_{Ahhhhh! doh! But it's the 2nd!?}

OK so I found the server a day late and I guess these guys were having so much fun that they were enjoying the prank for another day at least. Time to message the boss.....

_{Crypto gay talk, crypto game talk - obviously!}

I initially thought this was another reason to not drink and Steem, not this time though! Phew! 😃

I made a new friend though, and no it isn't 'horny billy'!

@clove71 and I spoke about our confusion, and then following that the conversation moved to #steemmonsters, which is where I recognised her account name from. The last time I was in the top 100 (ages ago!), she seemed to be right up there at the top, and passed on a few handy tips to me regarding strategy and which cards to seek.

And.....

She sent me a bunch of cards! Thank you @clove71, very kind of you!

I do believe she checked my deck and decided the Earth splinter needed a little boost, how kind and cool is that :) This was likely the clue....

No thanks to @rivalzzz, it took me an age to win 5 battles with Earth today to collect my daily rewards. Next time I'm bringing my maxed out Selenia to the party!