WIFE and HUSBAND JOKE.
HUSBAND: Honey this Easter is really going to be beautiful.
WIFE: What is going to be so special about this Easter?
HUSBAND: I have got plans.
WIFE: Really, what are your plans?
HUSBAND: I will disappear like Jesus Christ and reappear after 3 days.
WIFE: Hmmmmm that is such a nice plan. It's interesting.
HUSBAND: Honey do you have any plans?
WIFE: Yes,
HUSBAND: Let's hear your plans
WIFE: When you come back from your disappearing mission, you will see be pregnant without being touched by my husband.
HUSBAND: I was just joking.
Lolllllllllllllllllllz
@abel04