يحكى أن ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﻣﺪﺭﺳﺔ ﺗﺰﻭﺝ أﺧﺖ حارس مدرسة التي يعمل معه فيها ، ﻭﺑﺤﻜﻢ ﺍﻟﻨﺴﺐ ﺃﺻﺒﺢ يهتم به ﻋﻠﻰ ﺣﺴﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﻤﺼﻠﺤﺔ ؛
ﻓﻜﻠﻤﺎ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻳﻐﻴﺐ ﻣﻌﻠﻢ .. ﻳﻘﻮﻝ المدير ﻟﻨﺴﻴﺒﻪ الحارس : "ﺍﺫﻫﺐ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﻄﻼﺏ ﻭﺍﻋﻄﻬﻢ ﺣﺼﺔ ﺑﺪﻻ ﻋﻨﻪ (الا ستاذ الغائب) .
ﻭﺑﻐﻴﺎﺏ الرقابة ثبّت المدير نسيبه الحارس ﻣﻌﻠما بالمدرسة .
ﻣﺮﺕ ﺍﻷﻳﺎﻡ ﻭ ﺍﺭﺗﻘﻰ ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﺭﺳﺔ ﻭأﺻﺒﺢ ﻣﺪﻳﺮا للتعليم .
ﻓﺮﻗﻰ أخ زوجته المعلم ﺇﻟﻰ ﻣﺪﻳﺮا للمدرسة .
ﺛﻢ مرت الأﻳﺎﻡ ﻭ ﺃﺻﺒﺢ ﻧﺴﻴﺐ الحارس ﻭﺯﻳﺮا للتعليم ﻓﺮﻗﻰ أخ زوجته الحارس ﺇﻟﻰ ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﺗﻌﻠﻴﻢ -
(ﻣﻜﺘﺐ ﻓﺨﻢ، ﺳﻴﺎﺭﺍﺕ ، ﺧﺪﻡ، ﻣﻔﺘﺸﻴﻦ ﻭﻣﺪﺭﺳﻴﻦ ﺣﻮﻟﻪ ﻳﺘﻤﻠﻘﻮن له ، ﻭﺍﻟﻘﻬﻮﺓ ﻭﺍﻟﺠﺮﺍﺋﺪ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻣﻜﺘﺒﻪ ﻳﺘﺼﻔﺤﻬﺎ ﻛﻞ ﻳوم.)
ﻭذات يوم وﺃﺛﻨﺎﺀ ﺗﺼﻔﺤﻪ ﺇﺣﺪﻯ الجرائد ، ﻭﻗﻊ ﻧﻈﺮﻩ ﻋﻠﻰ أحد العناوين مفادها أن ﻭﺯﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﺘﻌﻠﻴﻢ يقرر تشكيل ﻟﺠﺎﻥ ﻟﺘﻘﻴﻴﻢ ﺷﻬﺎﺩﺍﺕ العاملين ، وﺍﻻﻃﻼﻉ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻣﺴﺘﻮﻳﺎﺗﻬﻢ ﺍﻟﻌﻠﻤـﻴﺔ)
ﺍﺭﺗﺒﻚ الحارس ﻭﺃﺻﺎﺑﻪ ﺍﻟﺬﻋﺮ ، ﻭﺧﺸﻲ أن يُفتضح أمره ،
ﻓﻬﻮ في الأصل سوى حارس للمدرسة ، ﻻ ﺷﻬﺎﺩﺓ ﻟﺪﻳﻪ ﺗﺆﻫﻠﻪ ﻟﻠﻤﻨﺼﺐ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻫﻮ ﻓﻴﻪ
ﻓاﺗﺼﻞ ﺑﻨﺴﻴﺒﻪ ﻭﺯﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﺘﻌﻠﻴﻢ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ له:
"يا زوج أختي , أﻧﺖ ﺗﻌﻠﻢ أنني ﻻ أمتلك أي ﺷﻬﺎﺩﺓ .. وأن قرار إعادة تقييم الشهادات سيفضحني !!
ﻓﻀﺤﻚ ﺍﻟﻮﺯﻳﺮ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ :
"ﻻ ﺗﺨﻒ ياسيادة المدير , فقد ﻭﺿﻌﺘﻚ ﺭﺋﻴﺴﺎً ﻋﻠﻰ ﻟﺠﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﺘﻘﻴﻴﻢ"
For entertainment
It is said that the principal of a school married the sister of a school guard who works with him, and by virtue of descent became concerned at the expense of interest;
Whenever a teacher is absent, the manager says to his guard: "Go to the students and give them a share instead of him (the absent professor).
In the absence of censorship, the manager proved to be a teacher at the school.
Days passed and the principal rose and became director of education.
His brother, the teacher's brother, was sent to the school's director.
Then the days passed and Naseeb al-Hares became a minister of education and a brother-in-law of his guardian wife,
(A lavish office, cars, servants, inspectors and teachers around him fluttering, coffee and newspapers on his desk browsing every day.)
One day, while browsing a newspaper, he looked at one of the headlines that the Minister of Education decides to form committees to evaluate the certificates of workers, and to see their scientific levels)
The guard was confused and panic-stricken, fearing that his order would be revealed,
He is originally only a guard for the school, no certificate he has qualified for the position in which he is
He called the Minister of Education and said to him:
"My sister's husband, you know that I do not have any certificate .. And that the decision to re-evaluate the certificates will expose me !!
The minister laughed and said to him:
"Do not be afraid to take over the manager, you have been appointed chairman of the evaluation committees"
