Single guy: Hey, bro
Taken guy: What's up, man?
Single guy: You coming out, tonight?
Taken guy: Nah, not tonight. Made plans for with my girl, bro
Single guy: Dude, tell her something came up. Make some shit up. Come out with the homies and I tonight
Taken guy: Well, can't I just bring her out with me?
Single guy: The fuck? It's a boys' night out
Taken guy: Haha, next time, man
Single guy: Not next time. Tonight, bro. Don't be a bitch
Taken guy: The fuck? I ain't being a bitch. I got plans with my girl. I'm not gonna lie to her
Single guy: Man, you soft. You're missing out. A bunch of girls are gonna be at the club tonight and you're worried about one? Who gives a fuck? Pussy-whipped. Smh
Single guy: Thought it was bros before hoes? Whatever, yo
Taken guy: Are you fucking serious? Don't be calling my girl a hoe. I thought we were bros, period. Why are you disrespecting me and my girl for? I ain't gonna ditch my girl and lie to her just to go to some party with you guys. You think she's not gonna find out there are girls there? Especially the ones she doesn't like and doesn't want me around? Trying to get me in trouble over here. I don't need that drama. I don't need her losing her trust in me over some bullshit. I'm good. Not worth arguing with my girl over. I don't know what your problem is, but you need to fucking chill. Real bros don't tell their bros to do shit that would fuck up their relationship
