How the Zodiacs Go to Speed Dating

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The ram gets a little breathless but with a dance step. He was late because he was looking for a parking space last time if he could in front of the door. She looks around, winks at the Fish, but she does not notice it, she's busy fixing her décolleté and dropping all the speed dad.

The Aries hurried through the five datings that are given to him, he gives his phone at least four - to look for him if he needs them (he will not look for them, he is busy) but they catch it, do not catch it ... Finally, he goes outside to talk to Bliznak, who is a little bit bored.

The Taurus has grown up as a wedding - with an elegant suit, walks modestly into the room, not to be afraid, but it is clear to him that with this watch at the cost of a one-bedroom apartment, he can not help noticing it. He's headed for a Lion - here's someone who suits him with elegance ... After 30 seconds, he's already thinking, "How bloody he is ... And his shoes are not even Italian like mine."

The twin has finished at least ten candidates in a hurry, but no one liked it ... Can you decide for 5 minutes - there is no time to talk about the universe or the crisis in the Middle East, then who is it he invented these quick meetings? However, it takes 7-8 phones ... and Facebook, and Instagram ... someone if there is a Youtube channel - give it.

Cancer revolves nervously on the chair, trying to look natural, but actually giggles like a pumpkin and spits out inadequate remarks to everyone they meet. Finally, the conclusion is that nobody there is at the level and he will not give the phone ... but not that someone has asked for it.

Once the Taurus has not asked for a phone, the Lion sits puzzled, but dignified - he has not left, just because he's committed to respecting the rules, and he's serious about his commitments. At some point, he sees the Fish ... well, she seems to be confused because she looks at the card with the number back but the Lion is tactical and does not tell her. She immediately shows a motherly feeling and starts to comfort him because of the Taurus.

The Virgo sits in the middle of the room and tries to smile (forcibly) even though she does not like her where she is ... And this carpet, since it's not clean, and everyone walks with shoes on it, and they know how many bacteria Are you in the air? She comes to escape with a scream, but she knows why she's there and she gets tired - she goes to the Taurus. And his suit is smooth, and his nails are maintained ... Awoo, however, a lot of money is spent on clothes and shoes - no, no, it will not be. She is leaving, this job is not for her. And he must go to wash all his clothes and do oxygen therapy on the skin.

The scale crosses from person to person, wants to meet everyone and talk and exchange contacts ... and invite them to their birthday ... if things go wrong - maybe for Christmas too. Everyone likes it very much, and she writes with her phone number as confetti The Shooter is so charismatic, The Cancer is so subtle, The lion is strong and glamorous. The twins most like it, but until the meeting has ended, both have already lost the other's contacts.

The Scorpio is silent about the situation, he is kind to everyone, but he is really bored and wants to walk. She stops at the Fish but she's already stuck on the Lion, then she's past Cancer - but she gets bored to death and goes out. Outside, he encounters Aries and Bliznak, who are in a heated discussion of the 17th-century bubonic plague epidemic. Without ceremony, he turns to the Aries: "Coffee, something ...?". They unanimously stop at "something" and leave with the Avena car in front of the entrance.

The Sagittarius is a bit sour because these quick encounters do not give him the chance to shine with all his intellect and charisma ... Still, he hastily manages to enchant Bliznaka by telling him how he plans to save children in Africa, climb Montblanc and go to the Arctic hats (as long as they still have them, right) ... Naturally, she will not do anything with the above.

The Capricorn has printed the phone, e-mail, faxes, social networking profiles, and her grandmother's address to a village of special business cards and hand them off to the left and right. Naturally, he does not expect anything to come out of this job because, according to common sense, it takes at least 3-4 years to fall in love with someone ... and maybe 30-40. But because he is in an adventurous mood today, he has come to try.

The Aquarius is sitting at each of the 5 minutes set and rests the whole event. The rest are starting to look bad, but he is in his own right and does not worry about being annoying. With Sagittarius, they talk about the next NASA expedition to Mars ... and decide to participate as volunteers.

The fish all the time wanders around the room and can not figure out who to go to and the cards they gave them at the entrance for what they are ... And this front (Aquarius) hanging out, what the problem is. Here is the costume (Taurus) is very nice .... but if she is on the card or she is not ... so she fails to understand and misses it. Well, well, there are still sensitive souls (Lion) to talk about the wrongs in the world.


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